Thursday, June 29, 2006
would a plain chair work as well?
just b/c i love to share with my friends, i will share with you the stupidest things that i heard today. beware, you might also start seeing some villages without their idiots.
1. excuse for getting pulled over for bad driving - "the teddy bear did it" -pointing to a big
teddy bear that was in the car;
2. trying to get away - on a bar stool;
3. car chase - until runs out of gas - then instead of running, trying to get away by pushing the
car;
4. going into a bank, handing the teller a written note: this is a rubbery;
5. breaking into a fireworks warehouse - with a torch;
6. taking cocaine into a police station - to complain that its substandard.
finally, just for a bit of irony, stealing a sign that said "beware thieves".
1. excuse for getting pulled over for bad driving - "the teddy bear did it" -pointing to a big
teddy bear that was in the car;
2. trying to get away - on a bar stool;
3. car chase - until runs out of gas - then instead of running, trying to get away by pushing the
car;
4. going into a bank, handing the teller a written note: this is a rubbery;
5. breaking into a fireworks warehouse - with a torch;
6. taking cocaine into a police station - to complain that its substandard.
finally, just for a bit of irony, stealing a sign that said "beware thieves".
The End of Privacy - Whitaker