Monday, May 15, 2006
don't try this at home
so you gotta love the 11pm visits to the emergency room.
oh yeah. got some nasty food poisoning. sick. Nauseous. painful. uncomfortable. who knew that what is essentially a stomachache (amplified like a billion time mind you) could be so agonizing. finally, after hours of discomfort and some more of tears, i was persuaded to go to emergency. but not before i had two huge shots of vodka.
i think it did the trick. i went to emergency, sat there for two hours, nobody got served. decided i was either leaving or i was going to be there all night, left, got home, some more vodka (that stuff is nasty when you drink it neat), felt better, was able to finally get some sense of anything but pain.
i wish i knew and could pinpoint what i ate that made me so disgustingly sick. i'm guessing shrimp. but who knows. although, just to be safe, i'm staying away from shrimp.
oh yeah. got some nasty food poisoning. sick. Nauseous. painful. uncomfortable. who knew that what is essentially a stomachache (amplified like a billion time mind you) could be so agonizing. finally, after hours of discomfort and some more of tears, i was persuaded to go to emergency. but not before i had two huge shots of vodka.
i think it did the trick. i went to emergency, sat there for two hours, nobody got served. decided i was either leaving or i was going to be there all night, left, got home, some more vodka (that stuff is nasty when you drink it neat), felt better, was able to finally get some sense of anything but pain.
i wish i knew and could pinpoint what i ate that made me so disgustingly sick. i'm guessing shrimp. but who knows. although, just to be safe, i'm staying away from shrimp.
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