Big Wide World

well, its that time of year again. a long weekend (more widely known as easter). and there's a good feeling in the air. a feelings of getting things done so that you can leave work early, or chatting it up with co-workers so that you don't have to get it done at all (the "i'll deal with in on monday" syndrome).

so in the theme of the holiday, i'm doing an easter word of the day. and apparently, that word is "TUR*DUCK*IN". yes, turduckin. doesn't it just roll of the tongue? doesn't it sound so tempting. actually, it's, in my opinion, quite disgusting.

here's what it is, in case you're not into gross stuff, and you actually have no clue as to what it is:

it is a chicken, stuffed into a duck, which are then stuffed into a turkey. if you say, yum, let me point out that you are a sick being and you should not be allowed others diners. if you say, ewww, you are right my friend (and i am proud to call you my friend). i too was disgusted by the turduckin. what in hell is the allure? why do you feel that you need three birds stuffed into one as a meal. and can't you decide which one it is that you want? i mean, good god, hmmm, do i want a turkey, or a duck, or a chicken? its not that big a decision. decide on ONE. and even if i didn't want to decide on one, just make them seperately. why the need to stuff all of that into one turkey.

have you ever heard the word gluttony. if you need to take all that food, and mesh it into one, you, not my friend, have other issues than not being able to make a decision. and i finish this by repeating, EWWWWWW. turduckin.