Monday, April 24, 2006
leaves a bad taste in your mouth
tell me if this doesn't make you gag.
there are three different kinds of couples. the ones that show affection, but are not into overt public displays of affection (limited to a light kiss or holding hands). completely acceptable.
there are the "have no problems with public affection", who will kiss, but not make out, and go a little too far, but it's still kind of cute, more funny for us having to see it.
and then there's "get a room, ewww" PDA (public displays of affection). these are the people that noone likes. its not cool. you give them a look as you walk by, you mumble things under your breath. and you know that their relationship is going to last for another week.
i went to rent a movie the other day, and there's a couple in there. and the guy is full out stroking the girlfriend's butt. not petting or touching, i mean full out circular motion open palm stroking. now, get a little outside your universe. nobody wants to see that. there is no need to stroke your girlfriend's butt when you're standing in a rental store picking out a movie. i'm sure she knows that you care about her, and that you're attracted to her. i'm sure that if your hand does not touch her for 10 minutes, she won't fall apart. pick a movie, rent it, get in the car, walk into the apartment, and then stroke away. hell, you don't even have to wait that long, just wait till you get in the car. but show some restraint.
there are three different kinds of couples. the ones that show affection, but are not into overt public displays of affection (limited to a light kiss or holding hands). completely acceptable.
there are the "have no problems with public affection", who will kiss, but not make out, and go a little too far, but it's still kind of cute, more funny for us having to see it.
and then there's "get a room, ewww" PDA (public displays of affection). these are the people that noone likes. its not cool. you give them a look as you walk by, you mumble things under your breath. and you know that their relationship is going to last for another week.
i went to rent a movie the other day, and there's a couple in there. and the guy is full out stroking the girlfriend's butt. not petting or touching, i mean full out circular motion open palm stroking. now, get a little outside your universe. nobody wants to see that. there is no need to stroke your girlfriend's butt when you're standing in a rental store picking out a movie. i'm sure she knows that you care about her, and that you're attracted to her. i'm sure that if your hand does not touch her for 10 minutes, she won't fall apart. pick a movie, rent it, get in the car, walk into the apartment, and then stroke away. hell, you don't even have to wait that long, just wait till you get in the car. but show some restraint.
The End of Privacy - Whitaker