Big Wide World

i have to tell you about two conversations that i heard lately. one of the conversations i was involved in, the other i overheard on the street. both are rather ridiculous. one b/c of the content and one b/c it was said loudly in open space out in the streets of toronto.

conversation #1 (very short)

man says: "i don't know, what do you feel like doing?"
his friend says something not really important but to which the man says: "yeah, i wouldn't mind seeing a stipper tonight myself".

conversation #2

man says: "when i was younger, i didn't really have a preference for a specific type of woman. i just knew that she had to like playing sports, going hiking, stuff like that, and that she needed to have a driver's licence." to which there are some comments. then he goes on how he had met a girl like that, she was great blah blah blah. they dated for awhile. then someone asks "why didn't you end up with her?" to which he replied: "well, she had a husband".

i have to comment on this cause it made me laugh in that laughing but actually its rather sad way. here's a hierarchy of priorities if anyone's paying attention: driver's licence at the top, morality just under that. seriously, you don't care that she has a husband, but god forbid she doesn't have a driver's licence. sure, why not, then she can drive herself and you straight to hell. lol. honestly.