Thursday, February 22, 2007
Overload on the senses
Anyone been in an Abercrombie and Fitch lately?
its like being in hell except everyone is dresses in short and sandals and instead of roasting in the pits of eternal fire, you're choking on Calvin Klein perfume (i swear, instead of heat or AC, they are pumping cologne through the vents).
i almost choked on it. went in for 5 minutes, had a headache after 2. this is not an exaggeration.
Its the dead of winter, its -13 degrees outside, and yet, they're selling summer clothes and all the teeny boppers are in tanks, shorts and thong sandals. and they're all so disgustingly cute, and all smiles. whatever brainwashing training they have going on certainly works.
and there are tvs in the walls advertising the A&F jeans, with slogans like "sexy fit".
honestly, its too much and in 15 years, we won't have a lot of smart adults, but damn, they'll all look very pretty.
its like being in hell except everyone is dresses in short and sandals and instead of roasting in the pits of eternal fire, you're choking on Calvin Klein perfume (i swear, instead of heat or AC, they are pumping cologne through the vents).
i almost choked on it. went in for 5 minutes, had a headache after 2. this is not an exaggeration.
Its the dead of winter, its -13 degrees outside, and yet, they're selling summer clothes and all the teeny boppers are in tanks, shorts and thong sandals. and they're all so disgustingly cute, and all smiles. whatever brainwashing training they have going on certainly works.
and there are tvs in the walls advertising the A&F jeans, with slogans like "sexy fit".
honestly, its too much and in 15 years, we won't have a lot of smart adults, but damn, they'll all look very pretty.
The End of Privacy - Whitaker